Yeah, the dork in me simply had to post this. This is NOT something I made, it is an ACTUAL screenshot from Naruto.

Wow. That is one pointless thing for a ninja to say.
Wow, really, Choji? I never would have guessed, from, maybe the headband, or your friends, or anything like that. Thanks for clueing me in. And how come he’s the only ninja I’ve ever seen in Naruto who wears a diaper on his head instead of a headband??? o_O Holy fuzzballs of Ra, that is just a strange screenshot.
Thanks to Dattebayo for the random filler that I capped this from.